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Kimberly Dalferes | Author

Crazy, Southern, Irish Gal, Author

As Heard on the SpeakUpTalkRadio Network

April 22, 2017 by Kim Dalferes

(April 2017) Have a listen to Kimba and Pat Rullo dish on the writing life, gal pals, midlife, and the importance of finding your funny every day.  http://www.speakuptalkradio.com/kimba-dalferes-speaks-up/ You can also find this interview on Itunes and IHeartRadio, and as part of Pat Rullo's author interview podcast series.  … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Interviews & Media, Press Tagged With: author interview, creative nonfiction, essays, humor, I was in love with a short man once, Kim Dalferes, Kimba Dalferes, Kimberly Dalferes, Magic Fishing Panties, pat rullo, speak up talk radio, women writers

In Praise of Limited Access

April 17, 2017 by Kim Dalferes

Each weekday evening ends with this solemn promise to myself: I will not be a crazy person in the coming dawn. I take very specific precautions to ensure that the morning will be without the frantic run-a-round and histrionics: The next work-day outfit is assembled and laid out alongside coordinating jewelry and shoes. Smoothie contents are premeasured and placed upon the top shelf of the frig to be blended in the a.m. The alarm is set with an eye for allowing plenty of time for … [Read more...]

Filed Under: The Middle-Aged Cheap Seats Tagged With: commuter, commuting stories, DC metro, humor, I was in love with a short man once, Kim Dalferes Author, Kimba Dalferes, Kimberly Dalferes, Magic Fishing Panties, middle-aged cheap seats, morning rush, The Middle-Aged Cheap Seats, transit system, tunnels, women writers

What’s My Line?

March 12, 2017 by Kim Dalferes

While watching last month’s 89th Academy Awards, I was on the verge of concluding that it was one of the most uneventful shows of all time. Well, until IT happened. The big IT; the biggest snafu in the history of the Oscars. Announcing the wrong winner of the best picture category – the top dog of all award categories – seals the deal for “Moonlight” never being forgotten in movie folklore. Image provided courtesy of Gratisography.com. Free of copyright restrictions. You may not … [Read more...]

Filed Under: The Middle-Aged Cheap Seats Tagged With: academy awards, humor, I was in love with a short man once, Kim Dalferes, Kim Dalferes Author, Kimba Dalferes, Kimberly Dalferes, Magic Fishing Panties, memorable movie lines, middle-aged cheap seats, moonlight, movie lines, movie one-liners, one-line characters, Oscars, when harry met sally, women writers

Hey, I Know That Troll!

February 5, 2017 by Kim Dalferes

Yep, I know how all this works. I’m a big girl, and every time I put my stuff out into the world, I hitch up my big girl panties and prepare for the occasional troll. The sad but all-too-true fact is that being trolled comes with the territory of today’s writing scene. Image provided courtesy of Pexel.com - https://www.pexels.com/photo/white-clothes-line-trousers-past-54611/ CC0 license, free for personal and commercial use. In an odd way, to be trolled is a kind of badge of honor. … [Read more...]

Filed Under: The Middle-Aged Cheap Seats Tagged With: baby boomers, Florida State University, FSU, humor, I was in love with a short man once, Kim Dalferes, Kim Dalferes Author, Kimba Dalferes, Magic Fishing Panties, negativity, The Middle-Aged Cheap Seats, trolling, trolls, women, women writers

Hon, Do We Have Any Mustard?

January 13, 2017 by Kim Dalferes

HUBS: Hey Hon, we gotta get this frig under control. ME: What do you mean? HUBS: It’s a mess. Come on, I can’t even find the mustard. ME: What? Nah. I clean it out every year. HUBS: No way. I bet I can find something in here over a year old. ME: I double dog dare you to find anything in that frig over a year old. In the world of men, a double dog dare is non-negotiable. You just can’t throw that out there willy nilly. If you use it, ya better mean it. Image provided … [Read more...]

Filed Under: The Middle-Aged Cheap Seats Tagged With: humor, I was in love with a short man once, Kim Dalferes, Kim Dalferes Author, Kimba Dalferes, Kimberly Dalferes, Magic Fishing Panties, marriage, middle-aged cheap seats, relationships, women, women writers

The Big Girl Panties Society: Rules for Membership

February 12, 2016 by Kim Dalferes

Today we have a guest that's come to hang out with us a bit in the "The Middle-Aged Cheap Seats" - so mind your manners yall! We're joined by Vikki Claflin who writes the award-winning blog, Laugh Lines: http://laugh-lines.net, where she doles out irreverent advice on marriage, offers humorous how-to lists galore, and shares her most embarrassing midlife moments. She shows us how to master midlife with laughter and common sense.  The first time I heard someone say “Put on your big girl … [Read more...]

Filed Under: The Middle-Aged Cheap Seats Tagged With: funny women, funny women writers, Kim Dalferes, Kimba Dalferes, Kimberly Dalferes, Magic Fishing Panties, Vikki Claflin, women

Stray Dogs & Ugly Pumpkins

October 15, 2015 by Kim Dalferes

(Because I'm traveling this week, I"m featuring one of my favorite previous posts - updated just a bit.) I love Fall. Cooler weather, colorful leaves, and the first fire in the fireplace all make me happy. One of my favorite Fall rituals: local harvest festivals. I’m a sucker for bales of hay, tractor rides, and apple cider. Perhaps this is my preferred time of year because I grew up in Florida, where there are only two seasons: tourist and hurricane. At a local fall festival last weekend … [Read more...]

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Hello!

Author photo #2 in colorI hope you enjoy your time here and that you come back often. Wondering what makes me tick? This favorite quote from one of the grand dames of writing, Erma Bombeck, might help: Hook 'em with the lead. Hold 'em with laughter. Exit with a quip they won't forget. This seems to be a good overall life goal, don’t you think?

Hello!

Author photo #2 in colorWelcome to The Middle-Aged Cheap Seats,  the blog of Kimba Dalferes: slayer of king salmon, estate sale junkie, sometimes writes books.
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Beaches, Bathrooms, and Books!

What kind of bum are you: beach or bowl?

Sahar bathroom picKimba’s books have been called both “beach reads” and “bathroom reads.” She prefers beach reads, but hey, if the size 11 shoe fits…Read More...

Kim Dalferes’ Latest Book…

Crazy Southern Irish Gal Two-Book Bundle

Humor writer Kimberly “Kimba” Dalferes dishes on a wide variety of topics–from days of her youth spent blissfully on the shores of Florida’s beaches to menopause and empty nests–in her nonfiction collection Crazy Southern Irish Gal Two-Book Bundle. In both titles: I Was In Love With a Short Man Once and Magic Fishing Panties, Dalferes’ crazy Southern Irish gal perspective inspires her illustrations of life’s quirky twists and turns. Together, these books offer descriptive and colorful essays on subjects such as getting a tattoo in midlife, unique uses for kitty litter, handling a rabid bat, public speaking gone wrong, and naked hot-tubbing in Vegas. Dalferes skillfully weaves what at first glance may appear to be dissimilar themes into a tapestry that invokes her life’s motto: live out loud, laugh often, and ‘occasionally’ drink tequila. Now available through Amazon Kindle.

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"Bringing Your Book to the World: Book Launches, Signings, and Publicity", 2017 Virginia Writers Club Symposium, Charlottesville, VA, Saturday, August 5, 2017 http://www.virginiawritersclub.org/event-2484727

MORE INFO COMING SOON - Bridgewater Plaza Fall Festival, Saturday, October 14, 2017, Moneta, VA

"What's Creative About Nonfiction?", Reston Regional Library, Fairfax, VA, Monday, November 13, 2017, 7:00 p.m. http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/library/branches/rr/

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