Kimberly Dalferes | Author

Crazy, Southern, Irish Gal, Author

Hon, Do We Have Any Mustard?

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HUBS: Hey Hon, we gotta get this frig under control.

ME: What do you mean?

HUBS: It’s a mess. Come on, I can’t even find the mustard.

ME: What? Nah. I clean it out every year.

HUBS: No way. I bet I can find something in here over a year old.

ME: I double dog dare you to find anything in that frig over a year old.

In the world of men, a double dog dare is non-negotiable. You just can’t throw that out there willy nilly. If you use it, ya better mean it.

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The Hubs tore into the frig with great gusto. I’ve never seen him so intent. Bottles flew past me on the way to the trash can. Tubs of old margarine, skunky beer, and nasty half-used bottles of marinade all removed and disposed of efficiently.

In the process we experienced a few moments of self-awareness, including the realization that we possess a bit of a hoarding issue when it comes to mustard…

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Oh, and about that double dog dare. Turns out, the Hubs was right. He shouted and danced with glee when he discovered this gem in the way back, second shelf.

Yes, the Hubs was the victor. The king of this double dog dare. But here’s a little secret: take a look at the frig post clean-out.

You see, I am dumb, but I am not so dumb.

ME: Hey Hon, I bet you can’t find that NC State sweatshirt in the closet.

*WINK*

What’s the messiest place in your house?

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Cheer,

Kimba

Comments

  2. Good lord, we have the same husbands. All that he saves in the refrigerator is important and will be kept until it is needed. Right now, there’s not room to add one more thing.

  9. Ha! I KNEW that’s where you were going! My late grandmother-in-law had a real knack for this kind of thing. I loved that woman! My ex-husband hated handy work but she always managed to get him to do repairs or maintenance without him ever realizing he was being had. I recall this one time we were at her house and she masterfully manipulated him into mowing her lawn. As he turned to walk out the door to the garage she smiled and winked at me.