Kimberly Dalferes | Author

Crazy, Southern, Irish Gal, Author

What Would Mae Say?

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I’m a picker. I love to scavenge through flea markets, estate sales, and yes, even other people’s trash, looking for cast-off treasures. I come by it quite naturally via my Irish nana who never passed by a thrift store without first stopping in to peruse the bins, shelves, and dusty corners looking for items that deserved a second chance. I recently did my nana proud when I found this gem tucked away in a pile of forgotten photographs for sale at the annual Luckett’s Spring Market:

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Added bonus: this photo is from the estate of Joseph E. Noel, who I believe worked as a Hollywood photographer in the 40s and 50s–though this is still being researched.

Can you believe I picked up this treasure for a mere $5? It isn’t often that I’m lucky enough to combine my love of picking with one of my favorite gals of all time.

Mae West, born Mary Jane “Mae” West in August 1893, was an American actress who could turn a phrase into something memorable with just the right move of her hips. She retains a coveted place on my all-time dream team cocktail party guest list. Throughout her career she wore the moniker of sex symbol as a badge of honor, always with a bit of class and a touch of naughty double entendre.

What many people don’t know about Mae West is that she was also a brilliant writer who was WAY ahead of her time. Her first starring role on Broadway was in a 1926 play she entitled Sex (yep, I’m not making this up!), which she wrote, produced, and directed. It only played for one week before the entire cast was arrested on morals charges. Mae was sentenced to ten days in jail for her “corruption of youth.” It’s reported that she dined each night with the warden and his wife and she told reporters she wore silk panties while paying her ten-day day debt to society. She went on to write several additional plays–including the acclaimed “Diamond Lil”–as well as an autobiography entitled “Goodness Had Nothing to Do With It.”

One of my favorite factoids about Mae West is that she was short, measuring in at just five feet tall. She was such a giant presence most would never guess she was so small in stature. She also achieved most of her fame in her thirties and beyond. We have a special throne of honor for Mae up here in the middle-aged cheap seats.

Her infamous quips were Mae’s calling card. Here are a just a few of my favorites:

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A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. 

The precursor to I Was In Love With a Short Man Once.

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Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

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https://www.pinterest.com/cherokeebillie/mae-west/

Who is your favorite female role model? Have a famous quote to share?

Cheers,

Kimba

Comments

  1. What a great picture find! I’ve always loved Mae’s spunk…especially for her generation. Love her quotes and she’d be awesome to have a cocktail party. I think Lucille Ball and Carol Burnett are great role models, as well. Love their humor and gumption!

  2. Mae West definitely packed a powerful punch! Love her quotes and had no idea she was so tiny with that gigantic personality! I think I have to agree with Suzanne above – Notorious RBG is pretty awesome.

  3. “Send on of them home, I’m tired”. Haaa! Love that Mae!! I imagine it was tough being a woman in charge in those days. Damn good for her!

  4. Mae was a clever and talented woman. A lot of gusto packed into that short gal.I don’t have a female role model…and now I wonder why?

  5. I love Mae West. What a great photo find! My youngest daughter is a little less than 5 foot tall and I always tell her to remember how mighty Mae was. I am also a big Dorothy Parker fan and I love all of Maya Angelou’s quotes.

    • I was SO excited to find that Mae photo. I’m also a big fan of Spencer Tracy for completely different reasons – but i’ts rare that I ever find a photo of him.

  9. What a great photo of Mae you acquired. I love her quote “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.” Have a wonderful weekend!

    • Thx Mary – hope you had a nice weekend as well. We spent most of yesterday smoking salmon and hanging out with our neighbors – I love summertime.

  11. Here’s another little-known fact about Mae West – my grandfather toured with her for a year as one of her dancers when he was 23 years old (1935). He had a terrific time. Whenever we would ask him about it – did anything ever “happen,” he’d say this: “Nothing ever happened and it will never happen again.”

  12. I saw this Mae West quote the other day: “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.” and thought it summed up life pretty succinctly – it’s now part of my midlife mantra.