Psst! Hey, it’s me, the Hubs. Kimba is off snoozing away in a turkey-induced tryptophan coma. She left her blog dashboard open! I’m grabbing what may be my one and only chance to set the record straight regarding a few things.
Image provided courtesy of Pixabay – http://pixabay.com/en/sleeping-reading-woman-reader-book-32750/
Kimba is a great storyteller as well as a fabulous wife, mother, and friend. But over the years she’s gotten a few things wrong during her tall tale telling. Examples include:
I do not snore. Well, I don’t snore all that loudly. OK, let’s say I do snore a little loudly, but my snoring has never knocked the cat off the bed. OK, maybe just once.
I am a brilliant fisherman. Yes, Kimba has caught King salmon way bigger than mine. That just makes her lucky. I’m talented. Dammit, I am.
I am a tough guy. Just because I rescue kittens, drink margaritas, love babies and listen to Celine Dion doesn’t make me a wuss. Anyone would look a little wimpy next to this:
I have a lot of stuff, I admit it. But you don’t see me complaining about her 24 little black dresses and 30 pairs of black shoes.
Kimba is really not all that neat. You should see the top of our bathroom sink.
I happen to be an excellent driver. Kimba, on the other hand, just sayin…
Shhh, here she comes. Be cool.
Pray for me,
The Hubs
PS: honestly, who doesn’t love Ms. Dion?
Kathykate says
December 1, 2014 at 3:18 pmwow!! real fishermen listen to celine dion — whodathunkit? What a prize catch you have!
Kimba says
December 1, 2014 at 3:55 pmYep, he’s quite the catch! 🙂
Summer says
November 29, 2014 at 8:14 pmThis was BRILLIANT, so funny!! Thank you for sharing it with us.
Kimba says
December 1, 2014 at 10:31 amThx for stopping by Summer – and I just checked out your detox tips, so perfect after the weekend I just had!
Lisa at GrandmasBriefs says
November 29, 2014 at 6:50 pmToo funny. My husband wouldn’t dare take over my blog for a day. I am, though, working on helping him start his own blog — Grandpa’s Shorts to be the partner site to Grandma’s Briefs. 😀
Kimba says
December 1, 2014 at 10:34 amGrandpa’s Shorts – love it! Maybe my husband’s blog could be “His Side of the Story”
Jackie says
November 29, 2014 at 4:55 pmYou sound like a very good sport, “Kimba’s Hubs”! My husband would love to set the record straight himself, but he has no idea how to get into my blog and I’ll never eat enough turkey to go into a food coma and foolishly leave the dashboard open. 🙂
Happy Thanksgiving!
Kimba says
December 1, 2014 at 10:35 amYou are a wise woman Jackie. But, maybe let him loose just once, could be fun!
Lois Alter Mark says
November 29, 2014 at 4:12 pmHa ha! I can’t even imagine what my husband would post but am not too worried because he probably wouldn’t be able to figure out how to do it! Nice fish, by the way!
Kimba says
December 1, 2014 at 10:37 amThx Lois – the Hubs really is a pretty talented fisherman, I’m the one who tends to tell the fish tails/tales.
Toni McCloe says
November 29, 2014 at 4:09 pmI love that post. It was so much fun to read (although it took me a minute to figure out what was going on.) You both have a great sense of humor,.
Kimba says
December 1, 2014 at 10:39 amThx Toni – most days we are able to make each other laugh, key to a happy marriage!
Hubs says
November 28, 2014 at 9:01 pmAnother great blog post, whoever be da author !
Kim Dalferes says
November 29, 2014 at 12:01 pmThx Hon. Now, about that driving comment…
Marquita Herald says
November 28, 2014 at 6:53 pmToo funny, and no doubt way too late to keep this a secret from Kimba. Wishing you both a happy holiday weekend. 🙂
Kim Dalferes says
November 29, 2014 at 12:02 pmHi Marty – hope thing are fab this weekend in your neck of the world.
Karen says
November 28, 2014 at 2:20 pmGreat stuff, Kim!
Kim Dalferes says
November 29, 2014 at 12:07 pmThx Karen – hope your holiday is going well.
Diane says
November 28, 2014 at 2:01 pmThis. Was. Wonderful!!! Oh, I laughed! Thank you for brightening my day!
P.S. I can only imagine what my Husby would come up with. Locking my blog site as we speak . . .
Kim Dalferes says
November 29, 2014 at 12:11 pmLOL Diane, you never know, your Hubs might surprise you.
Lynn Hasselberger says
November 28, 2014 at 12:54 pmfunny! I can only imagine what my hubs would write.
Kimba says
December 1, 2014 at 11:33 amYeah, never can tell what’s running around in their pretty little heads…
Susan - ofeverymoment says
November 28, 2014 at 12:22 pmGreat post! Everyone else in my family was in the turkey-induced coma while I wrote today’s post… maybe I should have awakened one of them to write it for me!
Kimba says
December 1, 2014 at 11:37 amYeah, maybe next I’ll let my son write a guest post, hmm….
Suzie Cheel says
November 28, 2014 at 10:51 amThat was so funny, what a great start to the day and I love that fish
Kim Dalferes says
November 29, 2014 at 12:15 pmHaha, yes Suzie, the Hubs is quite proud of his fishing skills.
Carol Cassara says
November 28, 2014 at 10:31 amI can see why the two of you are together! A match made in comedic heaven!
Kimba says
December 1, 2014 at 10:43 amLOL Carol – laughter sure is our go-to glue to keep the relationship working.
Mary says
November 28, 2014 at 10:16 amLove it! Just last night I asked my significant other if he wanted to guest post. He got this look on his face like a child going into a candy store. Then after a few minutes he said he would have to think about it.
Kimba says
December 1, 2014 at 10:44 amPls let us know if he decides to guest blog – could be the new thing to do, Hubs Guest Blogging!
Rena McDaniel says
November 28, 2014 at 9:55 amHahahaha! This was hilarious! There should be a day when we all turn over our blogs for one day to our hubby’s just to see how dumb they would turn out. Like a project or something! Hope you weren’t to hard on him!
Kimba says
December 1, 2014 at 10:48 amWell, Hubs did cook the turkey this year, so I guess fair is fair.